I Can’t Be Miss America

Dear Readers,

I am taking a poll.  It is multiple choice.  Please answer A, B, or C.

I was never crowned Miss America or Miss USA because:

A)  I do not look like a Barbie Doll

B)  I have an opinion, but I am inarticulate and cannot express that opinion

C)  I have a traditional opinion which differs from yours

Dear Reader. why do you think I, your very own Eine Feisty Berg, was never crowned Miss America?

4 thoughts on “I Can’t Be Miss America”

  1. I am aware of the related news story (and I am still NOT pregnant), but the Poll Question specifically asked why EFB was not crowned Miss America or Miss USA. The multiple choices did not sufficiently address the question IMO. Your sarcasm is, none the less, understood. I am pretty sure you have an opinion and from what you wrote, I am pretty sure I agree with you.

  2. Ha! If you had caught the celeb news lately – or even Rush- you would get my nearly sarcastic question.
    One of the finalists was asked a question concerning a recent Vermont law on same sex marriage. She answered in favor of traditional marriage – at least, I think that’s what she said – it was rather convoluted. A Celeb blog judge said she lost the title because of her answer. The media makes it sound like her opinion is passe’ – hence my multiple choice question.

  3. D) Because you simply did not try out. 😉

    (I’m pregnant, I know… so I have an excuse, but I know I’m missing something here. I guess you’ll have to explain later…)

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